i'll always remember....
i was rummaging through my mum's dressing table drawer when i came across this big stack of disused credit cards. i didn't know my dad used to have and american express card >.< well, that's not the point......
the point is.....
I FOUND MY PRIMARY SCHOOL BUS PASS WITH MY UBER CUTE PICTURE ON IT!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAA
back then it was buying the bus stamps, pasting it on the card and flashing it to the bus driver when you board the bus^^
BAHHHHHHHH....IT'S EFFING CUTE!!! HAHAHAHA
i got permission this time from breadyy to copy and paste from her blog^^
jane aka bread
sexy aka trisha
lao pokpok, pokky, lao pok kai aka ME!!!!!
there you go...hahha
UM YOU THERE READING THIS! -yes its ZA BO but CHAR BOU is SAID with a really funny accent so dun mistake it ah.
First week back to lectures and lessons, and its totally H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.... mean like seriously, well maybe cause lik...theres no LAB on Monday...actually...come to think of it...nothing changed =.=” HAHAHA! Yeah...nothing changed...people were still the same, teachers NEVER change, HOWEVER work does): we got a BIOCHEMISTRY project due and YES its freakishly hard...besides the fact that I’ve never heard of the things in it... HAHAHAH! TCA cycle, GLYCOLESIS or some shit lik that...BLAH BLAH.
OHOH I GOT PROMOTED to A BRUNETTE! Omg its an accompishment having stayed as a BLONDE for a better part of 3 months. Yeahhhhh MANNNNN! Something really ironic was I FAILED CSAS by HALF mark....HALF! Lemme say again HALF! YES its ironic for a HUMANS STUDENT to fail ENGLISH right? URGHHHH! But God asnwered my prayers, PASS ALL my main subjects as long as pass im CONTENTED...I’ll never take HIM for granted. Besides, I feel safe with Him on my side! AMEN man to that babe!
OH today something STUPIDLY funny happened. Our lab lecturer was going through something in Organic chem about structures and it was called Gauche conformation which reminded me of FRENCH BRANDS/ BRANDS in general...LONG CHAMP HAHAHAHAHAH! Ohkay so laopokpok and I were like omg...GAUCHE(goo-chey) & BANANA – DOLCE&GABANA HAHAH! And we just LA-MAOed in our seats and lik half the LT was looking at us...but oh wells I found it extremely funny and im still sitting here typing and laughing to myself. And we started planning lik a whole clothe and accessories line... LOL believe or not... HAHAH! And I was lik...you know polo tee’s have their lil emblems lik polo ralph is a horseback dude and abecrombie is a moose....GAUCHE&BANANA would a BANANA! And it was funny cause pokpok got quite good imagination and well my imagination is ENDLESS cause well...im a hyper perv... so we just kept adding on to each other’s products and I swear I think GAUCHE&BANANA would make it big. HAHAH! About French Brands....LONG CHAMP if im not wrong.... I was at NTUC getting my DIARROHEA solution aka DETOXIFICATION method...and I was waiting at the enterance for my brothers when I looked over at the shampoo section and I found bags that looked VERY FAMILIAR but my head couldnt pinpoint the exact moment and who I saw it with...so I continued in to NTUC and found my DETOX materials and on my way out...the answer slapped me in the face as I took a last look at the bags. SEXY had it! HAHAH! According to her...its pronouced Long Cherm(or some shit lik that) So being naturally curious what people’s bag looked lik on the inside, I ventured into the space within...and FOUND OUT that it didnt hav any inner pockets or anything just a piece of black fabric...i thought to myself... “wtf? Why the hell would anyone wanna carry a bag with no secret compartments and handy outer pockets...?” So I just left it and went to detox my RECTUM! HAHAHAH! So I finally asked her and she BURST out in my face saying FUCK YOU LA! I got it for hundred over dollars blah blah blah...and when she first told us the brand....LONG CHAMP...pokpok and I LA-MAO cause we heard LUP CHEONG HAHAHAH! Then she was lik no no its pronouced LONG CHERRRRRRRRM as thou she was talking to idiots. At the end of the day...sexy got SCAMMED into buying a black bag that EVEN NTUC could REPLICATE...and having paid hundred over dollars for it makes it even worse...tsk tsk tsk....*shakes head* some people....hai....
SPEAKING OF BAGS! Pokpok keeps saying ruffy(my black super uber friggin cool NIKE one-of-a-kind-limited ed-sling bag) is a BLACK MOTH! Omg I wanna slap him! HOT DATE! I know you wont read this but pokpok is dissing our BAGS! DAMMIT! Hahaha! NEVERMIND pokpok is just hatein’ my oh so gorgeous bag! I LOVE YOU RUFFY you’re sucha good bag arent ya? Yes you are yes you are *pats and hugs RUFFY* HAHAHAHAAHAHH! Wtf? And thanks to BAKO for the cookies...I TOTALLY FORGOT:X
yeah..that's all for her post^^
and i don't know why, jane just LMAOs at the phrase "WA CAO EH...CHAR BOR!!!"
and she keep arguing with me that it's cha bou when i say it's char bor -.- hahaha
yeah...and the SEXY's bag thingy really really funny.
i laughed too hard.
I ALMOST DIED-
yeah...that's about it......
ohh and though jane has been promoted to a brunette, she will still turn into a blonde occasionally. hahaha. her target to be a red head^^
and sexy is vagina lee number 2!!!! she's trisha the vagina:DDD LMAO
add on by jane.....
it's from quite long ago. from my bottle of sour plum juice.
i was just browsing through the ingredients when i saw "aspartian" and then i turned over to the chinese side to check what is it called in chinese.
(in hanyu pin yin) "ah -si -ba -tian"
WTH???!!!
like direct translation can? HAAHAHHAHHA
so cheena piang-ish luh.....*flicks hair* wait...i didn't flick my hair...jane does that...hahahha
i'm going to work^^
alrite...whatever bitches...
bye!!
-MANFRED<3
the moment i saw you cry...
1:57 PM
i'll always remember....
ZEH BUSH!!!!!!
HAHAHHA. watched you don't mess with the zohan on Monday and get smart on Wednesday.
LMAO-ED in the cinema :DDD
and that's Jane's hand on the *AHEM*
Went macs to do biochem project after get smart and it then, i found out how Jane eats her apple pie. at first she said it gets very messy when she eats her apple pie. so she laid out tissues and i thought...okay...maybe all the crumbs and stuff.
turned out.......
she..................
squeeze everything out and eat -.-
and it's flat
Manfred: wa piang...then you buy apple pie for what?
Jane: i like the crust but not the apple mah. hahahha
DIAO Diao diao -.-"
ooh ooh....lucky wore this uber cute piece of clothing. hahaha
and yueh li got this little piggy key chain which left me and Jane LMAO-ing non stop in CSAS lesson. hahaha
Jane saw it and started laughing first. then i was like...wth? what's so funny? lemme see....
i LMAO-ed on the spot. HAAHAHAHHA.
the piggy was COCK EYE-ED^^
one eye was normal and the other was bulging out hahahha. here's a pic of it XDDD
haah....i swear yueh li got the cutest keychains ever!! hahaha
ohh....me and jane came up with a new brand in OC lecture yesterday. hahah
PRESENTING.......
GAUCHE & BANANA!!!!!!
Where Fashion is DISASTER^^
inspired by Dolce & Gabbanna
and you can see that me and jane's ENGRISH fail lor...dunno how to spell disaster.
made a few corrections.....hahaha
and it's not only those....there's more....those highlighted ones...hahaha
we had to consult ANQI and matthew to get the spelling right>.<
sexy rite? hahaha
jane is serious about starting that brand...hahah
ohh.....i was trying to pull out clement's white hair and BY ACCIDENT, out came 4 stands of black hair with it >.< OOOPS!!!
he almost killed me....hahaha
jane and ANQI were LMAO-ing at the side -.-
WEI....THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN SECONDARY SCHOOL WHEN I WAS PULLING OUT WHITE HAIR FOR HIM OKAY...HAHAHHA just hat i lost touch >.<
fine....whatever....
umm...that's all bah....
bye BITCHES!!
>.<
-MANFRED<3
the moment i saw you cry...
2:47 PM
i'll always remember....
BOO!!!
SUNGEI BULOH TRIP :DD
met yanling and ANQI at kranji mrt at 7.30
travelled by bus till so ulu bus stop and met another 2 peeps there before walking to the nature reserve. Mr lim came shortly after we arrived with his oh-so big camera.
not kidding. it's really big....hhahaha
the pictures taken with it are like fantastic^^
yeap. watched some video before going through the mangrove boardwalk.
anyway, the guide assigned to us wasn't really that good. most of the time we were the ones spotting the creatures and telling him about it....hahaha.
okay less talk...PICHURES PUH-LEASE!!!!!!!
oo...we saw this small little snake on our way in at the roadside. it's damn cute^^
and this is where you get attapchi:DD the attap fruit!!
and i discovered these oh so gorgeous white caterpillars=)
yeap...that's all the pics^^
all of us squeezed into mr lim's car.
it's great to be the only guy there other than mr lim. hahahha.
cuz i get the front seat while five girls squeezed at the back. hahahahha.
went down to jurong point and had lunch at fish and co.
or meals were all like half priced cuz we had extra 56 bucks to split amongst ourselves. wheeee=]
got home after that and slacked around.
okay...that's all peeps^^
bye~
-manfred<3
the moment i saw you cry...
11:05 AM
i'll always remember....
BAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
-Somehow....i just feel irritated.
alrites...whatever. get on with it -.-
okay. happy parts^^
ESCAPED on tuesday with EUnice, Yueh Li, JANEY, Lucky, Weiyang, Akmal and ME=]
-yeah...i know..waste of money...am like so broke now -.-
UBER disappointed when we realised that revolution and the flume ride was closed. WTF MAN??
seriously.....SINGAPORE GOT NO DECENT ROLLER COASTERS!!!!
Flipper sucked. why the hell you slow down the speed? kns can?
anyway....go karts. GO KARTS!! FRIGGING HILARIOUS!! HAHAHHA.
EUnice was driving damn slowly. she took damn long to go up the slope and then when she was going down, something happened and she stopped right at the bottom of the slope PERPENDICULAR to the track!!! hahahah.
i was going down half way and just LMAO-ed on the spot. HAHAHHA.
yeah...a few more bumps here and there and she finally got out of the track. hahaha.
when we came out, she was like...."NO MORE GO KARTS FOR ME OKAY!! NEVER!!"
HAHAHHAHA.
i guess i better stop before she slaps me >.< HAHAHAHA.
INVERTER WAS THE SEX!!!!!
hottest ride ever!! hahaha
akmal felt like puking after the first time.....jane felt her subway coming up.
me, yueh li, EUnice and lokto was perfect and we went for a second round later on^^
screaming competitions on the pirate ship rocks luh.
the kiddies opposite were like 'lao hong' after a few rounds.
the winner? YOURS TRULY=) *ahem ahem*
poor Janey and Akaml had lucky and i screaming into their ears.
yeah....and i got told off by SOMEBODY for winning the kids in screaming...wth? hahaha
Bumperboats sign read....CAUTION!! DEEP WATER. 1.1M
OHMYCRAP!! HAHAHHA. YEAH...VERY DEEP INDEED -.-
the rest was just boring shit....so we visited the supposedly 'haunted house' before going off. i LMAO-ed at the sign which read "parents must supervise their kids at all times or they will remain as one of us forever" HAHAHHA....WTF?
went out and had some food at TM's food court and we started playing cards there.
everything was fine until one AUNTIE on some neighbouring table was like
turning green and complained to the Kopitiam management -.-"
next hangout place.....TOYS 'R' US :DDDDDDDD
I WANNA BE A KID AGAIN!!!!
yeah right....we were acting like a bunch of kids who were like deprived of childhood or something and having like camwhore sessions there^^ HAHAHHA
when we arrived, the soft toy section appeared as if a hurricane just passed by it.
elmo and stuff all strewn over the floor.....with little buddies adding on to the wreckage.
as for the rest....hmm, see for yourselves =X
(viewer discretion is advised)
HOT STUFF COMING RIGHT UP!!!!! :DDDDD
i swear i love toys 'r' us....
eh..no wait...i mean...WE swear WE LOVE TOYS 'R' US!!!
HAHHA... guess i better catch some sleep now^^
cya peeps!!
-manfred<3
the moment i saw you cry...
1:28 AM
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