i'll always remember....
i was rummaging through my mum's dressing table drawer when i came across this big stack of disused credit cards. i didn't know my dad used to have and american express card >.< well, that's not the point......
the point is.....
I FOUND MY PRIMARY SCHOOL BUS PASS WITH MY UBER CUTE PICTURE ON IT!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAA
back then it was buying the bus stamps, pasting it on the card and flashing it to the bus driver when you board the bus^^
BAHHHHHHHH....IT'S EFFING CUTE!!! HAHAHAHA
i got permission this time from breadyy to copy and paste from her blog^^
jane aka bread
sexy aka trisha
lao pokpok, pokky, lao pok kai aka ME!!!!!
there you go...hahha
UM YOU THERE READING THIS! -yes its ZA BO but CHAR BOU is SAID with a really funny accent so dun mistake it ah.
First week back to lectures and lessons, and its totally H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S.... mean like seriously, well maybe cause lik...theres no LAB on Monday...actually...come to think of it...nothing changed =.=” HAHAHA! Yeah...nothing changed...people were still the same, teachers NEVER change, HOWEVER work does): we got a BIOCHEMISTRY project due and YES its freakishly hard...besides the fact that I’ve never heard of the things in it... HAHAHAH! TCA cycle, GLYCOLESIS or some shit lik that...BLAH BLAH.
OHOH I GOT PROMOTED to A BRUNETTE! Omg its an accompishment having stayed as a BLONDE for a better part of 3 months. Yeahhhhh MANNNNN! Something really ironic was I FAILED CSAS by HALF mark....HALF! Lemme say again HALF! YES its ironic for a HUMANS STUDENT to fail ENGLISH right? URGHHHH! But God asnwered my prayers, PASS ALL my main subjects as long as pass im CONTENTED...I’ll never take HIM for granted. Besides, I feel safe with Him on my side! AMEN man to that babe!
OH today something STUPIDLY funny happened. Our lab lecturer was going through something in Organic chem about structures and it was called Gauche conformation which reminded me of FRENCH BRANDS/ BRANDS in general...LONG CHAMP HAHAHAHAHAH! Ohkay so laopokpok and I were like omg...GAUCHE(goo-chey) & BANANA – DOLCE&GABANA HAHAH! And we just LA-MAOed in our seats and lik half the LT was looking at us...but oh wells I found it extremely funny and im still sitting here typing and laughing to myself. And we started planning lik a whole clothe and accessories line... LOL believe or not... HAHAH! And I was lik...you know polo tee’s have their lil emblems lik polo ralph is a horseback dude and abecrombie is a moose....GAUCHE&BANANA would a BANANA! And it was funny cause pokpok got quite good imagination and well my imagination is ENDLESS cause well...im a hyper perv... so we just kept adding on to each other’s products and I swear I think GAUCHE&BANANA would make it big. HAHAH! About French Brands....LONG CHAMP if im not wrong.... I was at NTUC getting my DIARROHEA solution aka DETOXIFICATION method...and I was waiting at the enterance for my brothers when I looked over at the shampoo section and I found bags that looked VERY FAMILIAR but my head couldnt pinpoint the exact moment and who I saw it with...so I continued in to NTUC and found my DETOX materials and on my way out...the answer slapped me in the face as I took a last look at the bags. SEXY had it! HAHAH! According to her...its pronouced Long Cherm(or some shit lik that) So being naturally curious what people’s bag looked lik on the inside, I ventured into the space within...and FOUND OUT that it didnt hav any inner pockets or anything just a piece of black fabric...i thought to myself... “wtf? Why the hell would anyone wanna carry a bag with no secret compartments and handy outer pockets...?” So I just left it and went to detox my RECTUM! HAHAHAH! So I finally asked her and she BURST out in my face saying FUCK YOU LA! I got it for hundred over dollars blah blah blah...and when she first told us the brand....LONG CHAMP...pokpok and I LA-MAO cause we heard LUP CHEONG HAHAHAH! Then she was lik no no its pronouced LONG CHERRRRRRRRM as thou she was talking to idiots. At the end of the day...sexy got SCAMMED into buying a black bag that EVEN NTUC could REPLICATE...and having paid hundred over dollars for it makes it even worse...tsk tsk tsk....*shakes head* some people....hai....
SPEAKING OF BAGS! Pokpok keeps saying ruffy(my black super uber friggin cool NIKE one-of-a-kind-limited ed-sling bag) is a BLACK MOTH! Omg I wanna slap him! HOT DATE! I know you wont read this but pokpok is dissing our BAGS! DAMMIT! Hahaha! NEVERMIND pokpok is just hatein’ my oh so gorgeous bag! I LOVE YOU RUFFY you’re sucha good bag arent ya? Yes you are yes you are *pats and hugs RUFFY* HAHAHAHAAHAHH! Wtf? And thanks to BAKO for the cookies...I TOTALLY FORGOT:X
yeah..that's all for her post^^
and i don't know why, jane just LMAOs at the phrase "WA CAO EH...CHAR BOR!!!"
and she keep arguing with me that it's cha bou when i say it's char bor -.- hahaha
yeah...and the SEXY's bag thingy really really funny.
i laughed too hard.
I ALMOST DIED-
yeah...that's about it......
ohh and though jane has been promoted to a brunette, she will still turn into a blonde occasionally. hahaha. her target to be a red head^^
and sexy is vagina lee number 2!!!! she's trisha the vagina:DDD LMAO
add on by jane.....
it's from quite long ago. from my bottle of sour plum juice.
i was just browsing through the ingredients when i saw "aspartian" and then i turned over to the chinese side to check what is it called in chinese.
(in hanyu pin yin) "ah -si -ba -tian"
WTH???!!!
like direct translation can? HAAHAHHAHHA
so cheena piang-ish luh.....*flicks hair* wait...i didn't flick my hair...jane does that...hahahha
i'm going to work^^
alrite...whatever bitches...
bye!!
-MANFRED<3
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